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Violating the beautiful art of this nature-inspired poetry. (All posts by Inappropriate Haiku belong to me, the Haiku Master,except in those instances as stated otherwise.)
I’ts too good to be true. Support your public library!

I’ts too good to be true. Support your public library!

Although, I’m not complaining. Its been like the only cold day we’ve had lately.

Although, I’m not complaining. Its been like the only cold day we’ve had lately.

Don’t get me wrong, I love my job. But I don’t know when I became a functioning member of society…

Don’t get me wrong, I love my job. But I don’t know when I became a functioning member of society…

mamasaysyes:

My dad says that I “have gone feral.”

His reasons:

1. I dont shower

2. I live in a tent in Alaska

3. I dont shower

4. I roam around in a ho-bo gang (aka a trail crew)

Until I am re-domesticated, get my shots, and am ok to be around other people I will probably continue to not be able to update this thing.

I miss you though :(

According to State,

Alaska, I am homeless.

I live in a tent.

Sorry there is no picture, but I am at the Juneau public library and they dont have MS Paint (I didn’t know you could get a computer with out Paint… How does that work? Do you tell Dell when you are ordering your computer, “Yeah, ill take everything. Except Paint. I hate that program.” )

Anyway, I am in Alaska for an Americorps job and I live in a tent, which is currently on top of 3 feet of snow. Ill try not to keep you hanging too long.

No animals were hurt in the making of this haiku.

No animals were hurt in the making of this haiku.

YEAHHHH! No more poorly drawn pictures with my index finger and trackpad! No. For you, poorly drawn pictures with a pen and graphics pad! YAY! Everybody winssssss!

YEAHHHH! No more poorly drawn pictures with my index finger and trackpad! No. For you, poorly drawn pictures with a pen and graphics pad! YAY! Everybody winssssss!

From the adventures of “Debbie and Carolyn spend a long time in the woods”

From the adventures of “Debbie and Carolyn spend a long time in the woods”